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I knew a comedy show called "Improvável" (Improbable) it's a show that does games of improvisation and calls some comedians to play toguether.
One of these comedians is Rafinha Bastos.
he does a show too in São Paulo - Brazil called Stand-up.
it's very funny, but it doesn't have in english. so I'm going to translate what he says
the first Stand-up is: Marriage
Has someone that is married tonight? Can stand up your hand. See, when it is to stand up the hand just the women stand up. The women always stand up.
MEN NO! It's more like to: I am... I'm in the crap!
People: Hahahahahahaha XD
Marriage is a moment more happy to a woman than a man. And that's the why the she wears White dress and he wears Black suit.
People: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's true. Man is never satisfied. When we're single we want to marry. When we're married we want to die. It's incredible.
People: Hahahahahaha
It's incredible. We don't want- The man didn't born to longs relationships. He didn't born. Why do you think the best friend of the man is the dog? Is because it is friendly- No, 'cause it dies in about 14 years.
People: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD
You'll never see a man with a turtle that lives about 90 years like a pet!
People: hahahahahahaha
And now what to do when we're married and notice: different of Chuck Norris, our life isn't a "eternal adventure".
People: hahahahahaha
When we start to look to another women. When we start to see the sensuality at the Matilde's walk, that she is already 73.
People: Hahahahahahahahaha
The man is almost to do an adultery. (This part about adultery isn't true) The "adultery" from the Greek is the addition of the words adulty (I don't know Greek okay?) it means adult and tery it mean A HUGE SON OF A BITCH-
People: Hahahahaha XD
I don't know if you already knew it... Yeah... The truth- Sorry for saying the truth like this, it's ugly we talk about the truth in this way, but- The word "man" doesn't match with the word "fidelity". And the word "woman" doesn't match with the word "boundary". Fine
People: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry for telling the truth.
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REMEMBER I AM JUST TRANLATING OKAY?
I'LL POST THE NEXT STAND-UP NEXT WEEK
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